Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th October 2010

Dilbert//7845, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 7th October 2010

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meeting boss employee stupid question inspire angry dead body business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Carol, how can I make you feel more inspired by your work?"

Carol says, "I'm an admin, you steaming log. The only thing that would inspire me is finding your corpse floating in my worst enemy's drinking water."

The Boss says, "It's just something they make me ask."

Carol says, "Can I get back to my meaningless work now?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, HOW CAN I MAKE YOU FEEL MORE INSPIRED BY YOUR WORK?

I'M AN ADMIN, YOU STEAMING LOG. THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD INSPIRE ME IS FINDING YOUR CORPSE FLOATING IN MY WORST ENEMY'S DRINKING WATER.

IT'S JUST SOMETHING THEY MAKE ME ASK CAN I GET BACK TO MY MEANINGLESS WORK NOW?

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