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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th October 2010

Dilbert//7847, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 9th October 2010


Tags

rival drain hope optimism yell freak out scary mouth open meeting business


Official transcript

The Boss says, "You mission is to assassinate the motivation of my rival."

The Boss says, "I want you to attend a meeting with him and drain the optimism out of his body."

Man says, "What is happening to my sense of hope?"

Wally says, "Let it happen."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR MISSION IS TO ASSASSINATE THE MOTIVATION OF MY RIVAL.

I WANT YOU TO ATTEND A MEETING WITH HIM AND DRAIN THE OPTIMISM OUT OF HIS BODY.

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY SENSE OF ?

LET IT HAPPEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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