Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 21st September 2010

Dilbert//7829, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 21st September 2010

Tags

new product front meeting block of wood cell phone network cool business technology

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "Our new product is a useless block of wood."

Dogbert says, "When customers complain that it won't make phone calls, we'll blame the network."

The Boss says, "Who would want? whoa, this is cool."

Dogbert says, "You'd be lucky to have one."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW PRODUCT IS A USELESS BLOCK OF WOOD.

WHEN CUSTOMERS COMPLAIN THAT IT WON'T MAKE PHONE CALLS, WELL BLAME THE NETWORK.

WHO WOULD WANT...

WHOA, THIS IS COOL.

YOU'D BE LUCKY TO HAVE ONE.

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