Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd September 2010

Dilbert//7830, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 22nd September 2010

Tags

new product block of wood ceo salesman high forehead inneundo leader

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "Your product is nothing but a piece of wood. You need a charismatic pitchman to make gullible consumers buy it."

Dogbert says, "Normally that would be your job as CEO. Unfortunately, you remind people of a giant?"

CEO says, "Leader?"

Dogbert says, "Exactly."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR PRODUCT IS NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF WOOD. YOU NEED A CHARISMATIC PITCHMAN TO MAKE GULLIBLE CONSUMERS BUY IT.

NORMALLY THAT WOULD BE YOUR JOB AS CEO UNFORTUNATELY, YOU REMIND PEOPLE OF A GIANT...

LEADER?

EXACTLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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