Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th September 2010

Dilbert//7828, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 20th September 2010

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Official transcript

Alice says, "GAAA!!! II HURTS SO BAD!"

Alice says, "That artificial display of pain was a reminder that software is not created by magic."

The Boss says, "The Elves are getting uppity."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GAAA!!!

IT HURTS SO BAD!

THAT ARTIFICIAL DISPLAY OF PAIN WAS A REMINDER THAT SOFTWARE IS NOT CREATED BY MAGIC.

THE ELVES ARE GETTING UPPITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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