Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th November 2021

Dilbert//11916, first published five years ago on Monday 29th November 2021

Mental Vacations

Open source transcript

ASOK, THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF EMPLOYEES. ONE KIND WORKS HARD AND HOPES FOR THE BEST.

THE OTHER KIND LEARNS HOW TO TAKE VACATIONS IN HIS HEAD WHILE PRETENDING TO WORK.

WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?

I'M SIPPING COFFEE IN A FJORD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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