Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th November 2021

Dilbert//11915, first published five years ago on Sunday 28th November 2021

Vp Of Nothing

Open source transcript

I'M PROMOTING YOU TO VICE PRESIDENT OF THE NETWORK AUDIT.

IS THIS A STEALTH WAY OF FIRING ME?

GOTTA GO.

THE AUDIT WILL BE DONE IN THREE MONTHS THEN I'LL BE THE VICE PRESIDENT OF NOTHING.

YOU CAN ELIMINATE THE ENTIRE FUNCTION AND NEVER HAVE TO CONFRONT ME ABOUT WHY YOU FIRED ME.

BUT FIRST YOULL MAKE ME FIRE ALL OF MY STAFF BEFORE YOU FIRE ME.

YOU TRIED TO MISDIRECT MY ATTENTION FROM YOUR TREACHERY WITH A BOGUS PROMOTION THAT COMES WITH NO EXTRA PAY!

IN MY DEFENSE, I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO KNOW ANY OF THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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