Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th December 2010

Dilbert//7903, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 4th December 2010

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work happy prince of insufficient light devil giant spoon meeting photoshop upset sweat grab tie business

Official transcript

Phil, The Prince of Insufficient Light Phil says, "You stand accused of being happy at work."Phil says, "Your penalty is to attend a meeting so horrible that none may speak its name."

Photoshop your co-worker's photo onto the torso below. Dilbert says, "No... Please... anything but this."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PHIL, THE PRINCE OF INSUFFICIENT LIGHT YOU STAND ACCUSED OF BEING HAPPY AT WORK YOUR PENALTY IS TO ATTEND A MEETING SO HORRIBLE THAT NONE MAY SPEAK ITS NAME.

PHOTOSHOP YOUR COWORKER'S PHOTO ONTO THE TORSO BELOW.

NO... PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THIS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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