Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd December 2010

Dilbert//7902, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 3rd December 2010

Tags

work depressed cubicle take off jacket sit at computer powerpoint slides happy devil giant spoon prince of insufficient light

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "What fantasy will I use today to stave off madness?"

Dilbert says, "Maybe I'll be 'the man who changed an industry with his powerpoint slides.'"

Phil says, "I have a report of unauthorized happiness inside of a head."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT FANTASY WILL I USE TODAY TO STAVE OFF MADNESS?

MAYBE I'LL BE "THE MAN WHO CHANGED AN INDUSTRY WITH HIS POWERPOINT SLIDES." I HAVE A REPORT OF UNAUTHORIZED HAPPINESS INSIDE OF A HEAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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