Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd October 2010

Dilbert//7861, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 23rd October 2010

Tags

paper objective toil stockholders parasite managers write

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "You wrote that your objective for the year is to?"

The Boss says, "?Obscurely toil to increase the unearned wealth of our parasitic stockholders."

The Boss says, "I'll add 'and managers.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU WROTE THAT YOUR OBJECTIVE FOR THE YEAR IS TO...

.. OBSCURELY TOIL TO INCREASE THE UNEARNED WEALTH OF OUR PARASITIC STOCKHOLDERS." I'LL ADD "AND MANAGERS."

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