Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th October 2010

Dilbert//7858, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 20th October 2010

Tags

sales bonus boss raise target engineer connect cables computers time machine marketing liquor business engineering

Official transcript

Ken says, "I hate sales. Can you cross-train me to be an engineer?"

Dilbert says, "Absolutely. All you need is a time machine and a brain with twice as many folds as your current model."

Ken says, "Maybe I could try marketing."

Dilbert says, "That's just liqour and guessing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HATE SALES. CAN YOU CROSS-TRAIN ME TO BE AN ENGINEER?

So ABSOLUTELY. ALL YOU NEED IS A TIME MACHINE AND A BRAIN WITH TWICE AS MANY FOLDS AS YOUR CURRENT MODEL.

S: MAYBE I COULD TRY MARKETING.

THAT'S JUST LIQUOR AND GUESSING.

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