Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th October 2010

Dilbert//7857, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 19th October 2010

Tags

evil cat director of human resources sales bonus raise target boss laugh point bend over tail annoyed support animals

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources Ken says, "Every time I get near my sales bonus level, the pointy-haired boss raises the target!"

Catbert says, "Ha ha ha! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard! He just yanks it away! Ha ha ha!"

Ken says, "I was hoping for some support."

Catbert says, "Then buy a cane and talk to the tail! Ooogah!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES EVERY TIME I GET NEAR MY SALES BONUS LEVEL, THE POINTY- HAIRED BOSS RAISES THE TARGET!

HA HA HA! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!

HE JUST YANKS IT AWAY! HA HA HA!

I WAS HOPING FOR SOME SUPPORT.

THEN BUY A CANE AND TALK TO THE TAIL!

OOOGAH!

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