Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th August 2003

Dilbert//5224, first published 23 years ago on Monday 4th August 2003

Tags

website customer success closest things complaint letters few words kick to kiss change context reviews technology

Official transcript

"Tina, we need some customer success stories for the web site."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TINA, WE NEED SOME CUSTOMER SUCCESS STORIES FOR THE WEB SITE.

THE CLOSEST THINGS WE HAVE ARE THESE COMPLAINT LETTERS.

JUST CHANGE A FEW WORDS.

CHANGE "KICK" TO "KISS" AND THIS ONE IS DONE, ALBEIT DISTURBINGLY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Art of Complaint Writing"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip revolves around a conversation between Tina and her boss. Tina is tasked with writing customer success stories for the web site, but she is struggling to find the right words.

Key Points:

• Tina is having trouble writing customer success stories.
• Her boss suggests changing a few words to make them more effective.
• Tina is unsure of how to proceed.
• The boss provides a humorous example of how to rephrase a complaint letter.

Comic Strip:

The comic strip consists of three panels:

Panel 1:

• Tina is sitting at her desk, looking frustrated.
• Her boss is standing next to her, holding a piece of paper.
• The boss says, "Tina, we need some customer success stories for the web site."

Panel 2:

• Tina is still sitting at her desk, looking unimpressed.
• The boss is sitting in a chair, holding up a piece of paper.
• The boss says, "The closest things we have are these complaint letters. Just change a few words."

Panel 3:

• Tina is sitting at her desk, looking thoughtful.
• The boss is standing next to her, holding up a piece of paper.
• The boss says, "Change 'kick' to 'kiss' and this one is done, albeit disturbingly."

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of writing effective customer success stories and the sometimes absurd suggestions that can come from management. It also highlights the importance of clear communication and the need for effective writing skills in the workplace.

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