Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th September 2002

Dilbert//4894, first published 24 years ago on Sunday 8th September 2002

Tags

cancel meetings manage email communicate wants everything emailed automated email

Official transcript

The Boss approaches Carol and says, "Carol, cancel all of my meetings forever."

The Boss continues, "From now on, I plan to stay in my office and manage by e- mail."

Carol responds, "You still need to communicate some things in person."

The Boss replies, "No, I don't. I can do it all by e-mail."

The Boss types, "Carol, e-mail me the budget."

He hits "Send."

The Boss sits back and thinks, "And now, like magic.."

The computer alerts, "You have 1 message."

The e-mail reads, "Auto-reply: Carol is out of the office."

The Boss looks out and sees Carol at her desk. Carol waves. The Boss thinks, "We have a situation here."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, CANCEL ALL OF MY MEETINGS FOREVER.

FROM NOW ON, I PLAN TO STAY IN MY OFFICE AND MANAGE BY EMAIL.

YOU STILL NEED TO COMMUNICATE SOME THINGS IN PERSON.

NO, I DON'T. I CAN DO IT ALL BY EMAIL.

CAROL, EMAIL ME THE BUDGET.

I SEND AND NOW, LIKE MAGIC DING 27 YOU HAVE 1 MESSAGE AUTO-REPLY: CAROL IS OUT OF THE OFFICE.

WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "E-Mail Magic"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, sitting at his desk and typing on his computer. He is engaged in a conversation with Carol, a woman with brown hair, who is also seated at her desk.

Key Points:

• Dilbert expresses his desire to cancel all of his meetings forever.
• Carol suggests that he plan to stay in his office and manage by e-mail.
• Dilbert agrees and says that he still needs to communicate some things in person.
• Carol responds that she can do it all by e-mail.
• Dilbert expresses frustration, stating that he doesn't know how to communicate by e-mail.
• Carol offers to send him an e-mail with one message, which Dilbert receives and responds to.
• The conversation continues, with Dilbert expressing his frustration and Carol suggesting that they have a situation here.

Overall:

The comic strip humorously depicts the challenges of communication in a modern office setting, where technology can sometimes create more problems than it solves.

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