Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th September 2002

Dilbert//4892, first published 24 years ago on Friday 6th September 2002

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premature clickage 3 stooges visualize finger exercises contort face

Official transcript

Headline: Mouse Training. The instructor says, "Today you will learn how to avoid premature clickage."

The instructor continues, "Contort your face and visualize what you look like with a contorted face."

The instructor sticks out two fingers and shakes his arm. He says, "Now pair off and we'll do some finger exercises that I call 'The Three Stooges.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MOUSE TRAINING TODAY YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO AVOID PREMATURE CLICK - AGE.

CONTORT YOUR FACE AND VISUALIZE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE WITH A CONTORTED FACE.

NOW PAIR OFF AND WE'LL DO SOME FINGER EXERCISES THAT I CALL "THE THREE STOOGES. "

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Mouse Training"

Summary:

• A man attends a training session on how to avoid premature click-age.
• He is instructed to contort his face and visualize what he looks like with a contorted face.
• The instructor then teaches the man finger exercises called "The Three Stooges."
• The man is confused and frustrated by the training session.

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