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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th June 2001

Dilbert//4437, first published 25 years ago on Friday 8th June 2001


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travel request apporved otherwise being useless olympic sport


Official transcript

Dilbert approaches the Boss. He asks, "Did you look at my travel request?"

The Boss replies, "Not yet."

The Boss continues, "Assume it's approved unless I tell you otherwise."

Dilbert replies, "It's too bad that being useless isn't an Olympic sport."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DID YOU LOOK AT MY TRAVEL REQUEST?

NOT YET.

ASSUME IT'S APPROVED UNLESS I TELL YOU OTHERWISE.

IT'S TOO BAD THAT BEING USELESS ISN'T AN OLYMPIC SPORT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Not an Olympic Sport"

Summary:

  • A man requests time off for travel, but his boss is skeptical.
  • The boss assumes the request is approved unless told otherwise.
  • The man clarifies that being useless isn't an Olympic sport.
  • The boss is surprised and amused by the response.

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