Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th June 2001

Dilbert//4436, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 7th June 2001

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contract states nick names mottos political preferences new contract fact skippy communist now

Official transcript

Dogbert and Dilbert sit at a table, each reviewing a piece of paper. Dogbert says, "Our contract clearly states that I can give you nicknames, mottos and political preferences."

Dilbert sits with his arms folded over his chest and says, "I demand a new contract based on the fact that I didn't read this one before I signed it."

Dogbert replies, "Too bad, Skippy. You're a communist now."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CONTRACT CLEARLY STATES THAT I CAN GIVE YOU NICKNAMES, MOTTOS AND POLITICAL PREFERENCES.

I DEMAND A NEW CONTRACT BASED ON THE FACT THAT I DIDN'T READ THIS ONE BEFORE I SIGNED IT.

TOO BAD.

SKIPPY.

YOU'RE A COMMUNIST NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Communist Contract"

Summary:

The comic strip features a man and his dog, Dilbert, signing a contract. The man explains that the contract includes "nicknames, mottos, and political preferences." However, the dog objects to a clause stating that he is a communist, leading to a humorous exchange between the two. The man insists on the clause, while the dog refuses to sign, ultimately resulting in the man signing the contract himself. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of contracts and the absurdity of including such clauses.

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