Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th May 2000
Dilbert//4053, first published 26 years ago on Saturday 20th May 2000
Tags
performance review weaknesses need improvement become invisible blurry multitasking too often
Official transcript
The Boss asks Dilbert, "Do you have any weaknesses that need improvement?"
Dilbert replies, "Sometimes I work so fast that I become invisible."
Dilbert goes on to say, "If I seem blurry right now, it's because I'm multi-tasking."
The Boss thinks to himself, "Once a year is way too often for this."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
PERFORMANCE REVIEW DO YOU HAVE ANY WEAKNESSES THAT NEED IMPROVEMENT?
SOMETIMES I WORK SO FAST THAT I BECOME INVISIBLE.
IF I SEEM BLURRY RIGHT NOW, IT'S BECAUSE I'M MULTITASKING.
ONCE A YEAR IS WAY TOO OFTEN FOR THIS.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Invisible"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and criticism of office politics. In this strip, Dilbert is being interviewed for a performance review, and he is asked if he has any weaknesses that need improvement.
Dilbert responds by saying that sometimes he works so fast that he becomes invisible. The interviewer seems confused by this answer and asks if he is being sarcastic. Dilbert explains that he is not being sarcastic, but rather that he is mult-tasking and once a year is way too often for this.
The strip pokes fun at the idea of performance reviews and the pressure to present oneself in a positive light. It also highlights Dilbert's tendency to be sarcastic and critical, even in situations where he is being asked to be more serious. Overall, the strip is a humorous commentary on the challenges of working in an office environment.
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