Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th December 2021

Dilbert//11922, first published five years ago on Sunday 5th December 2021

Partial Win

Open source transcript

WISH ME LUCK.

I NEED TO GET A PERMIT RENEWED AT THE DEPARTMENT OF ANGRY MISFITS.

STAY ALIVE!

DEPARTMENT OF ANGRY MISFITS I BELIEVE THESE ARE ALL THE DOCUMENTS YOU NEED TO RENEW MY PERMIT.

WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF FANCY ENGINEER?

I'LL BET YOU LOVE YOUR JOB.

WELL, I HATE MY JOB, AND SOMEONE HAS TO PAY FOR THAT!

DENIED!

DENIED!

DENIED!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY A "PARTIAL WIN"?

VALIDATED PARKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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