Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st October 2021

Dilbert//11887, first published five years ago on Sunday 31st October 2021

Bumper Sticker Wisdom

Open source transcript

I DON'T SEE HOW YOUR IDEA COULD POSSIBLY WORK.

OOOH! LOOKS LIKE I STRUCK A NERVE.

THAT MEANS THERE MUST BE A LOT OF TRUTH TO WHAT I'M SAYING.

NO, IT MEANS YOUR IDEA IS SO STUPID IT IS MAKING MY HEAD HURT.

HO-HO! WITH THIS MUCH PUSH - BACK, IT MEANS I MUST BE OVER THE TARGET.

NO, IT DOESN'T!

YOUR RIDICULOUS BUMPER STICKER THINKING IS NOT WISDOM!

STOP REPEATING WORN -OUT SAYINGS AS IF THEY ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING!

METHINKS THOU DOST PROTEST TOO MUCH.

AAAIII- EEE!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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