Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd October 2021

Dilbert//11858, first published five years ago on Saturday 2nd October 2021

Gift For Ceo

Open source transcript

I NEED TO BUY A GIFT FOR OUR CEO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

BUT WHAT DO YOU GET FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS EVERYTHING?

YOUR BEST BET IS TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM HIM AND THEN WRAP IT AND TELL HIM IT'S A REPLACEMENT FOR THE THING THAT GOT STOLEN.

WOULDN T HE NOTICE THAT?

I HOPE NOT. IM GIVING HIM HIS OFFICE CHAIR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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