Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th September 2021

Dilbert//11845, first published five years ago on Sunday 19th September 2021

Open source transcript

YOU'RE RECOMMENDING THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU RECOMMENDED A YEAR AGO!

YOU'RE A FLIP-FLOPPER.

HOW CAN WE TRUST ANYTHING YOU SAY IF IT CHANGES IN A YEAR?

YOUR CREDIBILITY IS SHOT, BRUH. WHAT AN EMBARRASSMENT YOU HAVE BECOME.

WHEN THE DATA CHANGES, SOMETIMES I CHANGE MY OPINION.

HOW DO YOU PLAY IT?

DO YOU KEEP YOUR SAME DUMB OPINIONS OR DO YOU SOMETIMES UPDATE THEM?

YOU HAVE EXPOSED ME FOR THE FOOL I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN.

I QUIT.

THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I EVER WON A MEETING. IT FEELS GOOD

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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