Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th January 2011

Dilbert//7943, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 13th January 2011

Tags

anger engineers lust pon farr cycle irreversible urge mating season engineer mating season spawn prodcut unnecessary steps rarely happens specifications vague

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert gets Pon Farr

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU HEAR THAT DILBERT AND ALICE ARE ON THE SAME PON FARR CYCLE?

WHAT?

EVERY SEVEN YEARS, ENGINEERS HAVE AN IRRESISTIBLE URGE TO MATE. THEIR SPAWN WOULD BE THE PRODUCT OF TWO ENGINEERS.

THERE'S A REASON IT RARELY HAPPENS YOUR PLAN HAS UNNECESSARY STEPS!

YOUR SPECIFICATIONS ARE /VAGUE!

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