Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th January 2011

Dilbert//7937, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 7th January 2011

Tags

computer software ignorance (knowledge) managers & supervisors business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I hired a consultant to help us evolve our products to cloud computing."

Dogbert says, "Blah blah cloud. Blah blah cloud. Blah blah cloud. Blah blah cloud."

The Boss says, "It's as if your'e a technologist and a philosopher all in one!"

Dogbert says, "blah blah platform."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED A CONSULTANT TO HELP US EVOLVE OUR PRODUCTS TO CLOUD COMPUTING.

BLAH BLAH CLOUD.

BLAH BLAH CLOUD.

BLAH BLAH CLOUD BLAH BLAH CLOUD.

IT'S AS IF YOU'RE A TECHNOLOGIST AND A PHILOSOPHER ALL IN ONE!

BLAH BLAH PLATFORM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.