Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th January 2011

Dilbert//7935, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 5th January 2011

Tags

deception questioning

Official transcript

The Boss says, "How much confidence do you have in your cost projections?"

Dilbert says, "I trust them like I trust you."

The Boss says, "Are the assumptions realistic?"

Dilbert says, "They're as real as your good judgment."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW MUCH CONFIDENCE DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR COST PROJECTIONS?

I TRUST THEM LIKE I TRUST YOU.

ARE THE ASSUMPTIONS REALISTIC?

THEY'RE AS REAL AS YOUR GOOD JUDGMENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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