Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 31st December 2010

Dilbert//7930, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 31st December 2010

Tags

new years eve maybe better plans better offer get away with

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Amber, would you like to celebrate New Year's Even with me?"

Amber says, "I'll say maybe. That way you can't make other plans and I can wait for a better offer."

Amber says, "I can get away with it because of whatever is happening over there."

Dilbert says, "Yup."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AMBER, WOULD YOU LIKE TO CELEBRATE NEW YEAR'S EVE WITH ME?

I'LL SAY MAYBE. THAT WAY YOU CANT MAKE OTHER PLANS AND I CAN WAIT FOR A BETTER OFFER.

I CAN GET AWAY WITH IT BECAUSE OF WHATEVER IS HAPPENING OVER THERE.

YUP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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