Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th December 2010

Dilbert//7917, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 18th December 2010

Tags

noisy bag of chips speaker phone common sense wounded ego guy on speaker phone

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Maybe it's not a good idea to eat a noisy bag of chips next to a speaker-phone."

Dilbert says, "Uh-oh. My common sense has wounded your ego and made you defiant."

Asok says, "Did you really think he would stop?"

Dilbert says, "No. I hate the guy who was on the speaker-phone."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAYBE IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA TO EAT A NOISY BAG OF CHIPS NEXT TO A SPEAKERPHONE.

UH-OH. MY COMMON SENSE HAS WOUNDED YOUR EGO AND MADE YOU DEFIANT.

CRUNCH!

CRUNCH!

CRUNCH!

DID YOU REALLY THINK HE WOULD STOP?

NO. I HATE THE GUY WHO WAS ON THE SPEAKERPHONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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