Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th December 2010

Dilbert//7905, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 6th December 2010

Tags

body language at odds with words endocrine system shutting down interrupted boss crazy psychotic episode

Official transcript

Asok says, "Am I interrupting anything important?"

Asok says, "Oh no. I have seen this before. You are preparing to put your body language at odds with your words!"

The Boss says, "I always have time for my least important employee."

Asok says, "My endocrine system is shutting down!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AM I INTERRUPTING ANYTHING IMPORTANT?

OH NO. I HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE. YOU ARE PREPARING TO PUT YOUR BODY LANGUAGE AT ODDS WITH YOUR WORDS!

I ALWAYS HAVE TIME FOR MY LEAST IMPORTANT EMPLOYEE.

MY ENDOCRINE SYSTEM IS SHUTTING DOWN!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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