Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th November 2010

Dilbert//7895, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 26th November 2010

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Official transcript

The Boss says, "Bob is the director of purchasing. He's here to describe our new procurement proces."

Bob says, "Our system divides products into two categories: Things you don't want, and things you're not allowed to buy."

Bob says, "It's my way of saying thanks for lubing your SUV with my dead ancestors."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BOB IS THE DIRECTOR OF PURCHASING. HE'S HERE TO DESCRIBE OUR NEW PROCUREMENT PROCESS.

OUR SYSTEM DIVIDES PRODUCTS INTO TWO CATEGORIES: THINGS YOU DON'T WANT, AND THINGS YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BUY.

IT'S MY WAY OF SAYING THANKS FOR LUBING YOUR SUV WITH MY DEAD ANCESTORS.

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