Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd November 2010

Dilbert//7872, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 3rd November 2010

Tags

plan opinion sarcastic insult left brain stagger annoyed funny face

Official transcript

Coworker says, "What do you think of my plan, Alice?"

Alice says, "I'll bet your left brain is so tiny that you stagger in a clockwise direction."

Coworker says, "I'll ask someone else."

Alice says, "Walk toward the credenza and you'll have a good chance of hitting the doorway."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY PLAN, ALICE?

00 I'LL BET YOUR LEFT BRAIN IS SO TINY THAT YOU STAGGER IN A CLOCKWISE DIRECTION I'LL ASK SOMEONE ELSE.

WALK TOWARD THE CREDENZA AND YOULL HAVE A GOOD CHANCE OF HITTING THE DOORWAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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