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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th October 2010

Dilbert//7868, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 30th October 2010


Tags

employee human resources promotion raise facebook; social networks excited business


Official transcript

Catbert says, "For the past six months you've done nothing but update your Facebook page."

Catbert says, "Now we have an opening for a marketing manager for social networks and you're totally qualified. It's a huge raise and promotion."

Man says, "Crime pays! I knew it!!!"

Catbert says, "We're hoping you can lie as well as you steal."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

FOR THE PAST SIX MONTHS YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT UPDATE YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE.

NOW WE HAVE AN OPENING FOR A MARKETING MANAGER FOR SOCIAL NETWORKS AND YOU'RE TOTALLY QUALIFIED. IT'S A HUGE RAISE AND A PROMOTION.

CRIME PAYS!

I KNEW IT!!!

WE'RE HOPING YOU CAN LIE AS WELL AS YOU STEAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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