Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st October 2010

Dilbert//7839, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 1st October 2010

Tags

marketing meeting big mouth open stupid product guess business

Official transcript

Man says, "Our marketing campaign depends on a word of mouth. Unfortunately, our product is bad."

Man says, "So we found a guy with poor judgment and a huge mouth to say good things."

Man 2 says, "Present."

Dilbert says, "Marketing isn't a real thing, is it?"

Man says, "It's mostly guessing."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR MARKETING CAMPAIGN DEPENDS ON WORD OF MOUTH.

UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PRODUCT IS BAD.

SO WE FOUND A GUY WITH POOR JUDGMENT AND A HUGE MOUTH TO SAY GOOD THINGS.

PRESENT.

MARKETING ISN T A REAL THING, IS IT?

IT'S MOSTLY GUESSING.

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