Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th September 2010

Dilbert//7833, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 25th September 2010

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communication skills training class stand on stool idiots pairs coworker

Official transcript

Communication Skills Training Dogbert says, "Today you will learn how to listen to idiots without snoring."

Dogbert says, "Break into groups of two, with one idiot and one non-idiot in each pair."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COMMUNICATION SKILLS TRAINING TODAY YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO LISTEN TO IDIOTS WITHOUT SNORTING.

BREAK INTO GROUPS OF TWO, WITH ONE IDIOT AND ONE NON-IDIOT IN EACH PAIR.

DO YOU WANT TO BE MY PARTNER?

UM...

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