Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th September 2010

Dilbert//7825, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 17th September 2010

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book deal ghost writer dog publishing first draft quotes knife dying dead wave hand animals

Official transcript

Dogbert Publishing Dogbert says, "I'm assigning a ghost writer to tighten up your first draft."

Dogbert says, "Technically, he's not a ghost yet. He's just a guy who lost a knife fight."

Asok says, "How long do I have to wait?"

Dogbert says, "If you're in a hurry, steer him toward the window."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT PUBLISHING I'M ASSIGNING A GHOST WRITER TO TIGHTEN UP YOUR FIRST DRAFT.

TECHNICALLY, HE'S NOT A GHOST YET. HE'S JUST A GUY WHO LOST A KNIFE FIGHT.

HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO WAIT?

IF YOU'RE IN A HURRY, STEER HIM TOWARD THE WINDOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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