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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th July 2007

Dilbert//6674, first published nineteen years ago on Tuesday 24th July 2007


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wally refuses stop eating noisy snacks likes salt more ethan you kelp oatmeal


Official transcript

I asked Wally to stop eating noisy snacks in his cubicle but he refuses. "That's because he likes salt more than he likes you. We all feel the same way."

"What?"

"You're somewhere between oatmeal and kelp."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I ASKED WALLY TO STOP EATING NOISY SNACKS IN HIS CUBICLE BUT HE REFUSES.

THAT'S BECAUSE HE LIKES SALT MORE THAN HE LIKES YOU.

WE ALL FEEL THE SAME WAY.

WHAT?

YOU'RE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN OATMEAL AND KELP.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Snack Time"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2007, features Dilbert and his cat, Wally, in a humorous exchange about snacking. The conversation begins with Wally refusing to eat noisy snacks in his cubicle, prompting Dilbert to ask him to stop. However, Wally's response is unexpected: he claims that he likes salt more than he likes Dilbert, and that they all feel the same way. This leads to a discussion about the differences between oatmeal and kelp, with Wally revealing that he is somewhere between the two. The exchange is lighthearted and playful, showcasing the quirky personalities of the characters.

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