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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st August 2006

Dilbert//6337, first published twenty years ago on Monday 21st August 2006


Official transcript

Maybe I'll quit this job and sell things on eBay. "What things?"

"Items."

"People like items."

"Good plan."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MAYBE I'LL QUIT THIS JOB AND SELL THINGS ON EBAY.

WHAT THINGS?

ITEMS.

PEOPLE LIKE ITEMS.

GOOD PLAN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Job Well Done"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and office struggles.
  • In this strip, Dilbert is shown contemplating quitting his job and selling items on eBay.
  • He is asked what things he plans to sell, and his response is "people like items."
  • The punchline is that Dilbert is planning to sell his coworkers, implying that they are items that people like.
  • The humor comes from the unexpected twist on the typical eBay selling scenario and the absurdity of selling coworkers as items.

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