Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th August 2004

Dilbert//5600, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 14th August 2004

Tags

demand raise doest care promises over promised free work suberb negiator

Official transcript

I demand a raise or else I will quit today.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DEMAND A RAISE OR ELSE I WILL QUIT TODAY.

GOODBYE.

NO000!!!

PLEASE LET ME STAY! I'LL WORK EVERY WEEKEND FOR FREE!!!

OKAY.

WERE YOU CORRECT THAT YOUR SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE MAKES YOU A SUPERB NEGOTIATOR?

PLEASE SHUT UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Superb Negotiator"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a manager and an employee. The employee demands a raise or quits, prompting the manager to ask if he is correct that his superior intelligence makes him a superb negotiator. The employee responds by shutting up, indicating that he has successfully negotiated for free weekends. The manager is left frustrated, unable to understand why the employee is not willing to work on weekends. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the employee's clever negotiation tactics.

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