Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th August 2004

Dilbert//5597, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 11th August 2004

Tags

human resources sow the seeds discontent massive disloyalty riots disloyalty business

Official transcript

"Send the salary spreadsheet to Human Resources."

"Don't let anyone else see it. That sort of information could sow the seeds of discontent."

"We'd have massive disloyalty, fights, vandalism, maybe even riots."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SEND THE SALARY SPREADSHEET TO HUMAN RESOURCES.

DON'T LET ANYONE ELSE SEE IT. THAT SORT OF INFORMATION COULD SOW THE SEEDS OF DISCONTENT.

WED HAVE MASSIVE DISLOYALTY, FIGHTS, VANDALISM, MAYBE EVEN RIOTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Salary Spreadsheet"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a worker and their boss. The worker requests a salary spreadsheet to be sent to human resources, but the boss is hesitant, citing that the information could sow the seeds of discontent. The worker then proposes a humorous solution, suggesting that they would have massive disloyalty, fights, vandalism, and even riots if the information were to be shared. The boss is taken aback by this response, and the comic strip ends with a humorous twist.

Key Points:

• The worker requests a salary spreadsheet to be sent to human resources.
• The boss is hesitant to share the information, citing potential negative consequences.
• The worker proposes a humorous solution, suggesting that the information could lead to chaos and disorder.
• The boss is taken aback by the worker's response, and the comic strip ends with a humorous twist.

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