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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th September 2003

Dilbert//5261, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 10th September 2003


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project manager direct natural talent energy common goal agenda copies of agenda health


Official transcript

"I've never been a project manager before."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'VE NEVER BEEN A PROJECT MANAGER BEFORE.

I UNDERSTAND I'M SUPPOSED TO DIRECT YOUR NATURAL TALENTS AND ENERGIES TOWARD A COMMON GOAL.

CAROL, DID YOU MAKE COPIES OF THE AGENDA?

NO, IT SOUNDED HARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Project Manager's Dilemma"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled office worker, sitting at a conference table with his colleagues. The conversation begins with a coworker expressing frustration about not having been a project manager before, despite being tasked with leading the project. Dilbert's response is to ask Carol if she made copies of the agenda, to which she replies that it was "hard." The exchange highlights the challenges of effective communication and leadership in a workplace setting.

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