Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd August 2003

Dilbert//5243, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 23rd August 2003

Tags

boss aprroaches slices clicks comouter filthy images projecting himself obvious paranoid

Official transcript

"Alice, I notice that you always click something when I approach."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I NOTICE THAT YOU ALWAYS CLICK SOMETHING WHEN I APPROACH.

OBVIOUSLY YOUVE BEEN USING COMPANY TIME TO LOOK AT INDESCRIBABLY FILTHY IMAGES.

AND WHY DOES THAT SEEM SO OBVIOUS TO YOU?

LET'S LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Indescribably Filthy Images"

Summary:

The comic strip features Alice, a woman with curly hair, sitting at her desk. She is approached by two men, one of whom is bald and wearing a suit. The conversation begins with the bald man expressing his concern about Alice's behavior, stating that she always clicks on something when he approaches her. Alice responds by asking why he seems so obvious to her, implying that his behavior is transparent.

The conversation takes a turn when the bald man reveals that he has been using company time to look at "indescribably filthy images." Alice is shocked and asks him to leave her alone, suggesting that his behavior is inappropriate and unprofessional.

Overall, the comic strip highlights the importance of maintaining professional boundaries in the workplace and the potential consequences of engaging in inappropriate behavior.

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