Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th August 2003

Dilbert//5228, first published 23 years ago on Friday 8th August 2003

Tags

weather close offcie forecast for blizzards freezing rain tsunamis deadly lave flows precision-guided ball laightening swims of killer bees snow tires

Official transcript

"The weather is getting worse. Maybe we should close the office."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE WEATHER IS GETTING WORSE.

MAYBE WE SHOULD CLOSE THE OFFICE.

NO.

THE FORECAST IS FOR BLIZZARDS, FREEZING RAIN, TSUNAMIS, DEADLY LAVA FLOWS, AND PRECISION-GUIDED BALL LIGHTNING.

AND RADIATION- ENLARGED SWARMS OF KILLER BEES.

GET SOME SNOW TIRES, YOU BIG BABY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Snow Tires"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor, responding to a coworker's suggestion to close the office due to inclement weather. The coworker cites a list of severe weather conditions, including blizzards, freezing rain, tsunamis, deadly lava flows, and precision-guided ball lightning.

Dilbert's response is to recommend getting snow tires, which he humorously refers to as "big baby" tires. The strip is a lighthearted commentary on the unpredictability of weather and the absurdity of some weather forecasts.

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