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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st July 2003

Dilbert//5220, first published 23 years ago on Thursday 31st July 2003


Tags

criticize things dont understnd kyoto treaty flat tax unfair stem cells


Official transcript

I've decided to spend more time criticizing things I don't understand.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO SPEND MORE TIME CRITICIZING THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I SAY WE SHOULD FLAT-TAX THE KYOTO TREATY ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE SECURITY COUNCIL!

WOULDN'T THAT BE UNFAIR TO STEM CELLS?

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip, originally published in 2005, features Dilbert sitting in his chair, holding a beer and reading a newspaper. The following conversation ensues:

  • Dilbert: "I've decided to spend more time criticizing things I don't understand."
  • Dogbert: "I say we should flat-tax the Kyoto Treaty all the way back to the Security Council!"
  • Dilbert: "Wouldn't that be unfair to stem cells?"

Title: "Stemming the Tide of Unfairness"

Summary: Dilbert and Dogbert engage in a humorous conversation about taxation and stem cells, highlighting their differing opinions on the matter.

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