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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th July 2003

Dilbert//5215, first published 23 years ago on Saturday 26th July 2003


Tags

subatomic particle statisfied cutomers arthur quark george meaon signed certificate


Official transcript

"For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

FOR FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS, I'LL NAME A SUBATOMIC PARTICLE AFTER YOU.

SOME OF MY SATISFIED CUSTOMERS INCLUDE ARTHUR C. QUARK, AND GEORGE MESON.

IT COMES WITH AN UNSIGNED CERTIFICATE!

I LIKE 'EM CLEAN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Subatomic Particle's Name"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and a subatomic particle. The particle, who has been named by Dilbert, boasts about being named after famous scientists, including Arthur C. Quark and George Meson. Dilbert, however, is unimpressed and asks for the particle's certificate, which it proudly displays. The particle then reveals that it likes being clean, much to Dilbert's amusement.

Key Elements:

  • Dilbert names a subatomic particle
  • The particle boasts about its namesake scientists
  • Dilbert requests a certificate
  • The particle displays its certificate
  • The particle reveals it likes being clean

Humor:

The comic strip's humor lies in the absurdity of a subatomic particle having a certificate and liking being clean. The punchline is unexpected and adds to the comedic effect.

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