Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th July 2003
Dilbert//5205, first published 23 years ago on Wednesday 16th July 2003
Tags
business reporter wall times post gazette new product line nick name for ceo
Official transcript
Dilbert answers his work phone, "Hi, this is Dilbert."
The voice on the other end says, "Hi, I'm a business reporter for the Wall Times Post Gazette."
The reporter says, "I'm doing a story about how dumb.. I mean dynamic... your new product line is."
Dilbert comes home and tells Dogbert, "Then he promised not to print the amusing nickname I have for our CEO."
Dogbert responds, "You are so dynamic."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
HI, THIS IS DILBERT.
HI, I'M A BUSINESS REPORTER FOR THE WALL TIMES POST GAZETTE.
I'M DOING A STORY ABOUT HOW DUMB..
I MEAN DYNAMIC..
YOUR NEW PRODUCT LINE IS.
THEN HE PROMISED NOT TO PRINT THE AMUSING NICKNAME I HAVE FOR OUR CEO.
YOU ARE SO DYNAMIC.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Dynamic Nickname"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a business reporter for the Wall Times Post Gazette, who is tasked with writing a story about a new product line. However, the CEO of the company is not pleased with Dilbert's nickname for the product, "Dynamic," and threatens to print a humorous nickname instead.
Key Points:
- Dilbert is a business reporter for the Wall Times Post Gazette.
- The CEO is upset with Dilbert's nickname for the product, "Dynamic."
- The CEO threatens to print a humorous nickname instead.
- Dilbert is determined to stick with his original choice of "Dynamic."
Themes:
- The importance of branding and marketing
- The power of language and naming conventions
- The tension between creative freedom and corporate expectations
Tone:
- Humorous and lighthearted, with a touch of satire
- The comic strip pokes fun at the corporate world and the challenges of working with clients.
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