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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st September 2002

Dilbert//4907, first published 24 years ago on Saturday 21st September 2002


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dental floss newly hored peeved eve peeved expression public flossing! piss off annoyed peeve hate get to hate bug provoke tease prop objectify


Official transcript

Wally is sitting at his computer. Dilbert approaches and says, "Grab your dental floss and follow me. I'll explain on the way."

Wally replies, "Okay."

As they're walking, Dilbert says to Wally, "The newly hired mutant is named 'Peeved Eve.' Wait until you see her peeved facial expression."

Wally replies, "Hee hee!"

Wally flosses in Peeved Eve's face. Peeved Eve makes her peeved face and exclaims, "Gaaa! Public flossing!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

GRAB YOUR DENTAL FLOSS AND FOLLOW ME. I'LL EXPLAIN ON THE WAY.

OKAY.

THE NEWLY HIRED MUTANT IS NAMED "PEEVED EVE"" WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE HER PEEVED EXPRESSION.

HEE HEE!

GAAA!

PUBLIC FLOSSING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Newly Hired Mutant"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around a newly hired mutant named "Peeved Eve" who has a unique flossing ability.
  • The scene unfolds in the office, where the boss instructs an employee to grab dental floss and explain it to Peeved Eve.
  • The employee complies, but Peeved Eve's response is unexpected: she flosses her boss.
  • The boss is shocked and exclaims, "GAAA PUBLIC FLOSSING!"
  • The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of Peeved Eve's actions and the unexpected twist in the situation.

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