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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th September 2002

Dilbert//4896, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 10th September 2002


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new ceo charisma miracle worker emptied wallte gave back classy


Official transcript

Dilbert has his wrists stuck together and Wally is bound in duct tape. Dilbert says, "I like our new CEO. He has charisma."

Wally replies, "The man sure knows how to rob. He's a miracle worker with duct tape."

Wally continues, "He even gave me back my emptied wallet."

Dilbert says, "Classy move."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I LIKE OUR NEW CEO. HE HAS CHARISMA.

THE MAN SURE KNOWS HOW TO ROB. HE'S A MIRACLE WORKER WITH DUCT TAPE.

HE EVEN GAVE ME BACK MY EMPTIED WALLET.

CLASSY MOVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Duct Tape to the Rescue"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, being approached by his new CEO, who has charisma. The CEO is impressed by Dilbert's ability to rob him using duct tape. Despite being a "miracle worker with duct tape," Dilbert is hesitant to take the CEO's wallet, citing the risk of being caught. The CEO, however, insists that Dilbert is a "classy move" and hands over the wallet.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert's new CEO has charisma.
  • Dilbert is skilled at using duct tape to rob people.
  • The CEO is impressed by Dilbert's abilities.
  • Dilbert is hesitant to take the CEO's wallet.
  • The CEO hands over the wallet, calling Dilbert a "classy move."

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