Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th July 2002

Dilbert//4828, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 4th July 2002

Tags

coffee with the boss meeting feel free don't hold back squeaky chair ungrateful wretch name calling business

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "You're the first employee for my 'Coffee with the Boss' program."

The Boss continues, "Feel free to say whatever is on your mind. Don't hold back. Give it to me straight."

Dilbert says, "My chair has a squeak."

The Boss yells, "You ungrateful whiny wretch!!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE THE FIRST EMPLOYEE FOR MY "COFFEE WITH THE BOSS" PROGRAM.

FEEL FREE TO SAY WHATEVER IS ON YOUR MIND. DON'T HOLD BACK. GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT MY CHAIR HAS A SQUEAK.

YOU UNGRATEFUL WHINY WRETCH!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Coffee with the Boss Program"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, sitting at a desk and engaging in a conversation with his boss.

• Dilbert is the first employee to participate in the "Coffee with the Boss" program.
• He expresses his appreciation for the opportunity to have coffee with his boss, stating that he feels free to say whatever is on his mind.
• However, his boss responds negatively, telling him to "ungrate-ful whiny wretch" and that his chair has a "squeak."
• The comic strip humorously portrays the challenges of communicating with one's boss and the potential for misinterpretation.

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