Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd July 2002

Dilbert//4826, first published 24 years ago on Tuesday 2nd July 2002

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exclusive cable contarct monkey monkeys version procurement manager rope as electric rope vendor animals

Official transcript

Dilbert points to a slide and says, "My technology test was a huge failure because I had to use a rope as my electronic cable."

Dilbert continues, "Our procurement manager is a monkey who signed an exclusive cable contract with a rope vendor."

The Boss says to Dilbert, "I'd rather not take sides until I hear the monkey's version."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY TECHNOLOGY TEST WAS A HUGE FAILURE BECAUSE I HAD TO USE ROPE AS MY ELECTRONIC CABLE.

OUR PROCUREMENT MANAGER IS A MONKEY WHO SIGNED AN EXCLUSIVE CABLE CONTRACT WITH A ROPE VENDOR.

I'D RATHER NOT TAKE SIDES UNTIL I HEAR THE MONKEY'S VERSION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Monkey Business"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a software engineer, who is frustrated with his technology test due to a malfunctioning rope as an electronic cable.
• His procurement manager is a monkey who signed an exclusive cable contract with a rope vendor.
• Dilbert is not satisfied with the monkey's version and requests sides instead.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of the situation and the challenges of working with unusual colleagues.

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