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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th April 2002

Dilbert//4737, first published 24 years ago on Thursday 4th April 2002


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3 year anniversary first meeting project requirements probelm


Official transcript

Dilbert addresses a meeting, "Today is the three-year anniversary of our first meeting to discuss project requirements."

Dilbert continues, "And we're still discussing requirements. Does anyone else see a problem here?"

A coworker turns to Dilbert and says, "When you're done, can we talk about requirements?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TODAY IS THE THREE- YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF OUR FIRST MEETING TO DISCUSS PROJECT REQUIREMENTS.

AND WE'RE STILL DISCUSSING REQUIREMENTS. DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE A PROBLEM HERE?

WHEN YOU'RE DONE, CAN WE TALK ABOUT REQUIREMENTS?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Requirements Discussion"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a group of coworkers gathered around a table, engaged in a meeting to discuss project requirements. The scene unfolds over three panels:

  • Panel 1: The first panel introduces the group, with one member stating, "Today is the three-year anniversary of our first meeting to discuss project requirements."
  • Panel 2: In the second panel, another coworker asks, "And we're still discussing requirements. Does anyone else see a problem here?"
  • Panel 3: The final panel shows the group still discussing requirements, with one member asking, "When you're done, can we talk about requirements?"

The comic strip humorously highlights the ongoing nature of the discussion, implying that the group has been stuck in a loop for three years.

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