Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th October 2001
Dilbert//4569, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 18th October 2001
Tags
stock market expert core holding dead cat bounce secret economic model book sales financial markets
Official transcript
Headline: Stock Market Expert. Dogbert is seen through a TV screen. He says, "If your core holding is a falling knife, you can dollar cost average through the dead cat bounce."
A man is watching TV on his couch. Dogbert's voice continues, "My secret economic model says you should change your cash allocation from 12.4% to 12.3%."
Dogbert and the TV interviewer are seen through a spilt screen on the TV. Dogbert says, "My new book is, 'If you aren't churning, you aren't learning."
The interviewer replies, "Don't come back."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
STOCK MARKET EXPERT IF YOUR CORE HOLDING IS A FALLING KNIFE, YOU CAN DOLLAR COST AVERAGE THROUGH THE DEAD CAT BOUNCE.
MY SECRET ECONOMIC MODEL SAYS YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR CASH ALLOCATION FROM 12.4% TO 12.3%.
MY NEW BOOK IS, "IF YOU AREN'T CHURNING, YOU AREN'T LEARNING." DON'T COME
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Stock Market Expert"
Summary:
The comic strip features a man sitting on a couch, watching TV and reading a book. The TV shows a cartoon character, and the book has a quote from the author. The man is shown to be learning about the stock market, but the cartoon character on the TV is making fun of him, saying that he should change his cash allocation from 12.4% to 12.3%. The man is confused and asks for clarification, but the cartoon character just says "Don't come back." The comic strip is humorous and pokes fun at the idea of seeking financial advice from a cartoon character.
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